(In Case it was missed, This was a joke, keep an eye out for next years!)
Hey musers,
I am excited to tell you all about the new features that are coming to milkmade. Milkshakes! Direct from the source for those days when you really need to bring all the boys to the yard. So what would you need to do to make delicious homemade Milkshakes? All you would need to do is pick up a flavor cream of your choice and massage it in. For best effect work it slowly and carefully giving them Lots of attention. Our test group of boys in the yard seemed to prefer Milkshakes made this way, with lots of time spent working the cream into the nipples. Please note the Mint Chocolate Chip tingles a bit and this is normal. Then just wait, once your breasts are full of milk you will need to add the shake. Just about anything will work so long as it gives your breasts enough bump, bounce, wiggle and jiggle to shake up your milk, it was our experience that said boys in the yard were happy to help with this step. As Milkshakes are a frosty treat it is recommended you do the shaking with them as exposed as possible to make sure you get the right chilling. ^_-
We hope everyone is as excited for spring and the warmer weather as we are and :mused: wishes you a happy April Fools Day!!
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I think it’d be neat, april fools or not.
yay!
I wanna do mint for st. patrick’s day (Limited time only!)