:mused: announcements, Some things to come

(In Case it was missed, This was a joke, keep an eye out for next years!)

Hey musers,

As you know we are always busy here at :mused: working to improve our products and offer new and enjoyable things for you all!

I wanted to share with you some of what we are working on and you can expect to see in the coming months.


We are doing a manual Revamp which I am calling “Fifty Shades of Knowledge: Bringing RTFM a whole new meaning”. We often struggle with the feeling that people don’t read, or don’t thoroughly read the manuals and information we have put out there to help them. After some extenisve research it was decided that sex is a major factor in the things people choose to read or watch, so in order to ensure more people read the manuals we have decided to do a full redo. All of our documentation will be rewritten in the form of erotic fiction. You can find an example of the new manuals below:


Her breasts fill with milk over time, tingling as it lets down reminding her of her constant production. When she first started on this exciting and intimate journey of lactation she was making about 0.192  liters per hour (lph). She has noticed that they go through 4 phases, increasing in size as they fill. After she pumps down and her breasts are mostly empty and even up to 60% full, they have their usual eye catching shape, but as they fill past that they began to visibly swell to a full shape peaking out of the neck lines of her shirts a bit more and she definitely enjoyed the attention it got her from those around her. But if she went too long without expressing they would engorge, becoming almost embarrassingly voluptuous mounds. She couldn’t maintain that though, for if they sat completely full for more than 3 minutes (180 seconds) She would be penalized for having waited and all her milk would leak out. following this loss she would not produce as quickly as she had before but at a 50% rate.

Stud Pump:

Then he grips his engorged member slowly stroking it while watching their leaking breasts. They see a hunger in his eyes as his movements get faster and faster, his erection throbs in his hands as he suddenly cums all over their tits stopping their engorged leak out phase and persevering the milk in their breasts. His cum glistens on their heaving boobs as it drips down adding to their topical consumption stat and his topical dispensing stat.


One of the things we are most excited to be working on is :mused: Boosted.

Boosts and bonuses will no longer be the same thing rather a new set of boosts will take your game to a whole new level unlocking god mode!

mused boosted

Be prepared to totally ignore all competition as you ascend to realms previously unknown and in one brief moment of eternity grok the ineffable nature of production, creation, and genesis. Leave petty needs and wants behind and reach for divinity.


We will be introducing breedable creatures called Museuls. These cute little guys will drink milk and eat a special food mix you can buy in our store. You can hold them and pet them and work to build up your bonding points. Once your bonding points are capped then you can go through an interactive mini game to implant semen into your Museul and enable them to breed! Once they have been breed you will get an egg which will hatch into a baby Museul. They will have different traits from coloring to adult size, ear shape, tail shape, wing shape, number of tentacles etc. We are planing on having sizes from Fine (smaller than 15cm) to Colossal (20m or larger) and Colossal+  (64m or larger). Depending upon the environment these adorable creatures come from will help to determine their preferred food type. They all eat the basic food mix but if you give them their preferred food choice then your bonding will go up more quickly. Some may prefer “Sylvan Nuts and Berries” blend, while others would do better with the “Flesh of Your Enemies” mix.

We are working very hard to get all of this done on top of the things we announced with our last state of the :mused: address and we hope everyone has a wonderful April Fools Day!

Big Changes Coming to :mused:

(In Case it was missed, This was a joke, keep an eye out for next years!)

Hey musers!

We are really excited to announce that we will be making some Big Changes around here at :mused: and I think its going to be great!

First we will be stopping work on the stud pump and by the time we are ready to release our new product milkmade will be shut down to make way for some great new opportunities!

What new product you must be wondering?

Breedable Breasts!

The new :mused: breedable breasts will be one of the best random avatar creation systems on the grid! Each set of lovely full mesh breasts will come out of its training bra as a set of cute little A cups! They will grow for a time until they reach their full size and be ready to breed!

The Breasts will have a wide verity of characteristics some of which will include:

  • Full adult cup size
  • Shape
  • Skin color
  • Freckles or other makings
  • Fur or fluff
  • Number of breasts in a set
  • Asymmetry
  • Milk production
  • and much more!

Every set of breasts will be transfer so that you can sell or trade them, or when you find some you want to keep you can trade them in via an in store system that will send you a set with copy, no trans perms to use in your outfits!

You can also redeem unwanted sets for :mused: points which you can use to buy skins to match the breasts, jewelry, tattoos and other personalization options.

Your new breast pets will of course need plenty of cocoa butter to grow nice and full which will be available from :mused:

We are very excited to be taking the company in this new direction and we wish everyone a Happy April Fools Day!

New Milkshakes for milkmade

(In Case it was missed, This was a joke, keep an eye out for next years!)

Hey musers,

I am excited to tell you all about the new features that are coming to milkmade. Milkshakes! Direct from the source for those days when you really need to bring all the boys to the yard. So what would you need to do to make delicious homemade Milkshakes? All you would need to do is pick up a flavor cream of your choice and massage it in. For best effect work it slowly and carefully giving them Lots of attention. Our test group of boys in the yard seemed to prefer Milkshakes made this way, with lots of time spent working the cream into the nipples. Please note the Mint Chocolate Chip tingles a bit and this is normal. Then just wait, once your breasts are full of milk you will need to add the shake. Just about anything will work so long as it gives your breasts enough bump, bounce, wiggle and jiggle to shake up your milk, it was our experience that said boys in the yard were happy to help with this step. As Milkshakes are a frosty treat it is recommended you do the shaking with them as exposed as possible to make sure you get the right chilling. ^_-april fools new copy

We hope everyone is as excited for spring and the warmer weather as we are and :mused: wishes you a happy April Fools Day!!