New Stud Pump Attachments and Dharma

Hey musers!

We have added a few new Stud Pump attachments for you to use! You just need to attach your existing :mused: Stud Pump Attachment HUD or go to the demo Rez tables in the Main Store to select these new options.

  • Feline [State 4] – :mused: Attachment EXL Feline Cock State 4
  • Feline [HW4 State 10] – :mused: Attachment EXL Hw4 Feline Cock State 10
  • Canine [State 4] – :mused: Attachment Realistics Canine State 4
  • Feline Classic [State 8] – :mused: Attachment VSX Classic Feline State 8
  • Second VSX Feline Classic in a less erect state to be added soon.

We have also posted the details for the up coming Dharma changes on the main website, you can read the post about it here. So take a look! These changes will be going live in a few weeks so keep an eye out further announcements concerning it.


:mused: Annual Easter Egg hunt 2015

Hey musers,

We will be having out 3rd annual Easter Egg Hunt starting Saturday and running until the 12th. Like the last two you can get a free Easter basket to fill as you go. There are 7 different eggs each with different prizes and as you find them they will be added to your basket helping you keep track of which ones you have found already. (You can get the eggs with out the baskets but they help!)

Easter egg hunt 2015

*Update: Now that the eggs are out for hunting I wanted to add some guidelines. 1) when you find and click the egg an item will be given to you and the egg will move to go rehide itself. 2) the eggs will not be in a building or the center market area or on the islands. 3) they will always be in plain sight (not inside something). 4) Each egg color has a different gift in it so when you have found it once you don’t need to find it again. Good Luck hunting!*

Then the weekend of the 10th-12th we will have drinking contests and raffles! But we are doing things a little differently this time. On Monday night we will have one final round of raffles where you can win last years Easter bucket as well as this years offerings!


We will have a Raffle drawn every evening with 3 winners each night for milk and semen making a total of 6 winners a night for each raffle. The winners will get their choice of a 2015 Easter Basket or the Fucks like a Bunny Condoms. You can enter both types each night but you can not win more than one of each limited edition item.

  • To be entered into the milk raffle just drink 2L of milk before 6pm
  • To be entered into the semen raffle just drink 2mL of semen before 6pm

The raffles will be drawn at 6pm on the 10th, 11st, 12th, and 13th. The winners will be contacted with how to claim thier prize and they will be announced by 7pm.

Drinking Contests!

The Drinking contests will be on :mused: at the published times. You can drink milk and/or semen for the contests winners get their choice of Stud pump items or milkmade items regardless of what type of drinks that are taken. 1L=1mL=1 drink

All times in SLT

  • Friday 10th: 1 pm and 5 pm
  • Saturday 11st: 9 am, 1 pm, and 5 pm
  • Sunday 12th: 9 am and 5 pm

Drinking contest tiers:

Under 25 drinks total consumed top three get a Top: Fucks like a bunny shirt

25 Total Consumed:

  • 1st- Top &  Spring Forage or Minotaur serum
  • 2nd- Top & Volumax or Whale Fat
  • 3rd- Top

50 Total Consumed:

  • 1st- Volumax & hormone or Whale Fat & Powdered Horn
  • 2nd- Volumax & spring forage or Whale Fat & Minotaur Serum
  • 3rd- Volumax or Whale Fat

100 Total Consumed:

  • 1st- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms
  • 2nd- Volumax & hormone or Whale Fat & Powdered Horn
  • 3rd- Volumax & spring forage or Whale Fat & Minotaur Serum

500 Total Consumed:

  • 1st- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms & Hormone or Powdered Horn
  • 2nd- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms & Spring Forage or Minotaur Serum
  • 3rd- Hormone & Spring Forage or Powdered Horn & Minotaur Serum

1000 Total Consumed:

  • 1st- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms & Hormone & Spring Forage or Powdered Horn & Minotaur Serum
  • 2nd- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms Hormone or Powdered Horn
  • 3rd- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms

2500 Total Consumed:

  • 1st- Pick two 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms
  • 2nd- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms &  5 pack of Hormone or 5 Pack of Powdered Horn
  • 3rd- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms & 5 pack of Spring Forage or 5 Pack of Minotaur Serum
  • 4th- 2015 Easter Bucket or Fucks like a Bunny Condoms
Further prizes maybe given at the discretion of the staff running the contest depending upon totals drank past top tier. (such prizes in the past have included extending prizes to a 5th winner, giving more or larger tanks)

:mused: announcements, Some things to come

(In Case it was missed, This was a joke, keep an eye out for next years!)

Hey musers,

As you know we are always busy here at :mused: working to improve our products and offer new and enjoyable things for you all!

I wanted to share with you some of what we are working on and you can expect to see in the coming months.


We are doing a manual Revamp which I am calling “Fifty Shades of Knowledge: Bringing RTFM a whole new meaning”. We often struggle with the feeling that people don’t read, or don’t thoroughly read the manuals and information we have put out there to help them. After some extenisve research it was decided that sex is a major factor in the things people choose to read or watch, so in order to ensure more people read the manuals we have decided to do a full redo. All of our documentation will be rewritten in the form of erotic fiction. You can find an example of the new manuals below:


Her breasts fill with milk over time, tingling as it lets down reminding her of her constant production. When she first started on this exciting and intimate journey of lactation she was making about 0.192  liters per hour (lph). She has noticed that they go through 4 phases, increasing in size as they fill. After she pumps down and her breasts are mostly empty and even up to 60% full, they have their usual eye catching shape, but as they fill past that they began to visibly swell to a full shape peaking out of the neck lines of her shirts a bit more and she definitely enjoyed the attention it got her from those around her. But if she went too long without expressing they would engorge, becoming almost embarrassingly voluptuous mounds. She couldn’t maintain that though, for if they sat completely full for more than 3 minutes (180 seconds) She would be penalized for having waited and all her milk would leak out. following this loss she would not produce as quickly as she had before but at a 50% rate.

Stud Pump:

Then he grips his engorged member slowly stroking it while watching their leaking breasts. They see a hunger in his eyes as his movements get faster and faster, his erection throbs in his hands as he suddenly cums all over their tits stopping their engorged leak out phase and persevering the milk in their breasts. His cum glistens on their heaving boobs as it drips down adding to their topical consumption stat and his topical dispensing stat.


One of the things we are most excited to be working on is :mused: Boosted.

Boosts and bonuses will no longer be the same thing rather a new set of boosts will take your game to a whole new level unlocking god mode!

mused boosted

Be prepared to totally ignore all competition as you ascend to realms previously unknown and in one brief moment of eternity grok the ineffable nature of production, creation, and genesis. Leave petty needs and wants behind and reach for divinity.


We will be introducing breedable creatures called Museuls. These cute little guys will drink milk and eat a special food mix you can buy in our store. You can hold them and pet them and work to build up your bonding points. Once your bonding points are capped then you can go through an interactive mini game to implant semen into your Museul and enable them to breed! Once they have been breed you will get an egg which will hatch into a baby Museul. They will have different traits from coloring to adult size, ear shape, tail shape, wing shape, number of tentacles etc. We are planing on having sizes from Fine (smaller than 15cm) to Colossal (20m or larger) and Colossal+  (64m or larger). Depending upon the environment these adorable creatures come from will help to determine their preferred food type. They all eat the basic food mix but if you give them their preferred food choice then your bonding will go up more quickly. Some may prefer “Sylvan Nuts and Berries” blend, while others would do better with the “Flesh of Your Enemies” mix.

We are working very hard to get all of this done on top of the things we announced with our last state of the :mused: address and we hope everyone has a wonderful April Fools Day!